This is something we all Indians would love to dreamn of......

May all this dream come true since we all have that potentiality.

Year : 2050

Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $1000

Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and

waited and returned by 4pm .
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has

been booming.

Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a

chance to fly Air- India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they

will process my Hara Patta.

Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Bangalore, Hyderabad and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.

Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room

accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/ = $ 1000/-. Oh God! What about in Hyderabad ,

Chennai & Mumbai?

John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Bangalore . It is like the world headquarters of

Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-.

But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.

Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian origin company, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian origin company. They are really intelligent and

unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian

companies pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his

bench time to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India, probably world. There you have full

freedom and no strictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected

that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.

Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New

York.At the Consulate they proficiency in tested my Hindi and werequite impressed by my cent

percent score in TOHIL (Test of Hindi as International Language).

Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous

Bollywood where you can see actors like, Vrithik(son of Hrithik), and all. Esselworld is also near

to Bollywood.

Alex : You know, the Indian PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of

visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy Jr. visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for

infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of

Silicon City of Bangalore. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy Jr.'s Infosys & Sons.

John : He is a hard worker man like his father, he can build any number of Infosys like this.

Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/-

notes you can reach Pluto.

Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are too

Indianised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may

get rejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa. It seems he likes that and

will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.

Mera Bharat Mahan

luv

kiran